I was having trouble swatting flies, when you said you could help me.
First the matter of the implement to be used, making the choice between something that was big, round, long or just ribbed in order to get the maximum thrust of beating that pesky fellow until he was no more.
You said that every fly would experience some pain and pleasure in its life, and we being the master and it the slave, would be deciding how many swats, would be necessary to obtain the maximum amount of needed punishment.
You had more to say, but many of those words were on the tip of your tongue, which always seemed to pleasure my ears with your suggestions. The fly, however, seemed to be impatient wanting it now, being with repeated strokes, or swats, as long as the waiting being over and done with, thus experiencing its climatic, most satisfying, in a blaze of ultimate glory end to it all.
I had trouble finding the swatter, but you found it in the end by bending over and motioning me over to assist you in pulling it out, and placing it in the correct position. I said that swatting flies was not in my field of expertise, but you said that you were well-versed in many and varied positions of doing just that, and it would please you greatly showing me the ropes, thus binding my imagination with your skills.
Now was the time for the fly to kiss death, which after so much pre-swatting, seemed to make us feel all hot and bothered at that thought. You just took my hand and guided it to the fly-swatter, with a gentle motion towards what we both knew needed to be done. I felt a most certain power and determination as I pinned my thoughts to the floor, almost screaming in delight when the final movements were in place.
The fly never knew what hit him/her, which was the most humane way to end it all. Some would have been pounding/swatting it until the swatter was all worn-out, but others would have bided their time, choosing to prolong this final act with other ways of enjoying the moment for what it was worth. You chose to nod in agreement, showing me that I had attained the proper level of administering what it deserved, and promising me to be there the next time, when the deed needed again to be done.
If you too are experiencing difficulty in swatting flies, then I would suggest someone like my friend to help you in your endeavors. She is just an example of someone who will take the necessary time to guide you along this process, until the final act is to be performed, making sure all of the details and extra needed accessories are included to make this experience a memorable one. It is truly, something that I will never forget,
and you will not as well…..