Paw Warmers

I warned him I told him in no uncertain terms I won’t take anymore lip from him He just snarled at me and yelled back “Your Father was nothing but a two-legged Omnivore” “Take that back”, I cried even though I knew he was right, “Your mother”. I said “Your mother wore Paw Warmers!” -that was the last straw- “Nobody talks about my mother like … Continue reading Paw Warmers

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Get the Ball, Jack!

“The Ball! I’ve got the Ball!” Jack the dog ran circles around himself. His eyes lit up like two round silvery food dishes, yelping in their emptiness, thinking all the time: food, ball, sleep, food, ball, sleep… Jack waited as quietly as possible, while I found the ball. His favorite toy. His life. “Come on Jack, fetch!” I threw the ball into the Danish landscape. … Continue reading Get the Ball, Jack!

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Get Your Kickz

She wasn’t satisfied with the pace that things were moving. “Snails and tortoises would have won this race”, said while she leaned out of the mobile home, her obvious assets spilling over the geraniums, making me wishing that I were them. I was in the shed dusting off the old Rod, getting her ready for our upcoming Road Trip. She never seemed satisfied anymore. I … Continue reading Get Your Kickz

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Traveling Memories – Lost

I woke up brutally to his yelling from the bathroom. “Someone broke in during the night!” he screamed, his hands flapping in the air, as if he was trying to express his distress with semaphore. Who still knows semaphore anyway, I meant to ask him, but I didn’t think that would be of any help… “They took all your MontrĂ©al memories away!” MontrĂ©al? That barely … Continue reading Traveling Memories – Lost

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