A new roommate
pets allowed, but only if you’ve stolen my past roommate’s cat
love not being an issue
no thoughts of marriage, or life together

Things in favor of accepting your application:
-ability to cook
-good at cleaning
-paying for more than your share of the bills
-ability to accept my many difficult moods
-permission to call me “boyfriend” if it pleases you

I like:
-being myself
-being with others, as long as they do as I ask
-being able to not think about important things
-allowing myself the luxury of Beef Jerky once in a while

Applications being accepted as soon as my current roommate
decides that her life would be better without me…

-can’t be done, in my humble opinion…