One Lizard, Two Lizard

In reading about “Rosie Culture*”.
a lizard
jumped into my thoughts
cold-blooded and
unmoving nearly,
staring in a reptilian way

My latent lizard needs
began to scream from the closet
let me out, set me free!
but there was no lizard
-you see

Having latent lizard thoughts
seemed to be gnawing at me
but they seemed to be hidden
from my sight, and bandaged leg

My friend didn’t understand
“you might as well have 2 lizards”
laughing and joking, as if it were
a dirty joke,
“then you could be comforted by them!”

Having 2 latent lizards though
was a comforting thought, all the same
when one was sleeping, the other could be
well…whatever latent lizards do in their spare time?

I envied Rosie and her lizard way too much
I might as well, have longed for something more
in my life, using the lizard theme as my guide,

Lizards anyone? No, of course not
being latent and all, I might as well have
latent girlfriend desires, while in the middle
of my marriage?
Time will tell as they say, showing me if those
latent desires will surface in the end….

It might be easier, owning those lizards
than having to explain my other latent desires
to my wife…..

*https://rosieculture.com/

Advertisements

Author: notthedane56

My heathen tendencies are waiting to blossom at the Mid-Summer Evening in Denmark. In a Country that professes to have an overwhelming population of believers in the Christian Faith, I am always reassured by their pagan ways, at least one night per year. I won't be throwing myself on the bonfire, but I plan on being warmed by the thoughts of the fun-loving Danes, burning witches at the stake, while singing songs and drinking beer!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s