I Wish, Oh, How I Wish

If I could
write poems and such
to make foreign women swoon,
I would

If I had the talent
that made them beg for more
and I, while I twirled my pen,
pondered deep thoughts
and even much deeper expectations
for doing such,

If only, it were me
that could do such tricks
and fool those foreign women
into believing, me to be
so special

If only, I could….