My New Girlfriend is not happy.

She feels left out. I can’t really blame her, having both a wife and a Fantasy Girlfriend, in advance, which means the bed is becoming a traffic jam ready to happen!

The sleeping arrangements seem to be the cause of this distress. I suggested having my wife first, then my Fantasy Girlfriend, then me, then my New Girlfriend.

“Why do I have to share you with your Fantasy Girlfriend?” she asked.

“Well, that is better than having me bicker with my wife, and My Fantasy Girlfriend is only around to remind me of being single again.”


Women! They don’t want to play 3rd fiddle for anyone.

It is just not easy pleasing some people……