Skateboarding or Die!

Age 60 seems like a good time to learn all of those things,

that I haven’t, as yet.

My partial list of have dones: marriage, girlfriend,learn language,learn language because of girl, get married after learning girl, language and not exactly in that order.


Things that I haven’t done: jump off high bridge because of being married,find new girl, learn new language, don’t get married again, skateboarding


After considering the pluses and minuses of each one, then Skateboarding seems to be the least dangerous….

Unless being chased by new girl and old wife, both yelling at me in different languages, while on a high bridge, on a skateboard while considering jumping…..


But then, what is life without excitement?