He did, he did
What is there to do
when a dog yawns?
Scratch him, and tell him
“You are my one and only”
The dog wagged his tail
“Feed me”, he said aloud
“Scratching is one thing, and even though
you can talk, you shouldn’t be demanding”
I said, and I meant it!
“Man’s best friend”, the dog muttered to himself
“Yeah right!”, and rolled over to sleep
“I wonder if my girlfriend was yawning?”
I said, and I wondered
And I wondered…