One Summer in Denmark

Plot Spoiler – This is about Copenhagen.

Just in German.

https://www.zdf.de/filme/herzkino/videos/ein-sommer-in-daenemark-102.html

Here is the opening explanation:

Auf der Suche nach ihrem Vater und zur Recherche für ein Buch fährt Lena nach Kopenhagen. Dabei verliebt sie sich in den feinsinnigen Mads. Doch bald wird ihre Liebe auf eine harte Probe gestellt ..

For all of you non-German types out there:

Lena travels to Copenhagen searching for her father and to research a book. She falls in love with a Dane, who speaks German rather nicely, named Mads. However, soon their love will be tested in a hard way.

Sorry, if that is not entirely correct, but I was just winging the translation, without going over to Google Translate.

The film has lots of good scenes:

5:44 Entering Copenhagen

6:38 A view over Copenhagen. I’ve never lived so good!

7:46 Karen Blixen Museum

9:20 Christiana

As with all films of this type, everyone speaks German (with a few touches of Danish) as if they know instinctively that they should do so.

14:30 Nyhavn

Then we see Mads at home, speaking German again to his Danish Family. Strange? Not to Germans, I guess.

22:00 Copenhagen at night

Then it turns out that the director of the Karen Blixen Museum is….Mads! What a surprise….

I guess, I could go on and on, but I’ll leave the rest for another blog….

Or not…

 

 

If I’m Lion, I’m Dying in Copenhagen

Catchy title, eh?

OK. I’ve been dancing around the truth long enough about Copenhagen!

What? My wife might say. “Is this about that Mysterious Canadian Woman from Montréal again? Have you been arranging to meet her in February in Copenhagen? Is it her?”

OK. Enough about the truth in Copenhagen. I promised you a bit more about that Danish King, Christian IV.

Back in 1577, Bla, bla, bla…..

Nope, I won’t be boring you with the life story of this fellow, as Wikipedia does a nice and thorough job of it on their own (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_IV_of_Denmark), but not everything can be read to be enjoyed!

Here is a bust of Chris:

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You can see this for yourself at Rosenborg Castle, in ….Copenhagen, of course! I am beginning to think that some of you have a mental block, every time I mention Copenhagen? As I sit in my home in the other end of Denmark, I send all, or at least some, or perhaps not any thoughts whatsoever to Copenhagen, but believe you me, I know it is out there in the darkness, somewhere (just as I know that Montréal lies in Canada, which is better than me lion about Copenhagen, if you catch my drift?.

Anyway.

In Rosenborg Castle in Cop…..well, you get the idea, there are a number of Silver Lions. In my previous blog, or so, I showed 2 of them. Here is one more:

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You see? What has your life been about, before you saw the Danish Lions in a  Castle, built by a Danish King in 15–something or other, ?

You might just drop whatever you are doing, or whoever you are doing and exclaim, “By God, I Wish I Were In Denmark, Right Now!”.

Capitals and all!

But then no blog can be complete without a parting shot from this famous Castle:

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I especially like the red thing-a-ma-bob on the other side of the window, showing God-Only-Knows-What it is for, before the Moat, and before the Gardens, and before the views of CopenHeyYouThere-en in the background!

God, How I wish I had been born a Dane…….

I think, I forget one of those lions…….?

Oh well, there might just be a next time. Next time.

 

Visiting Copenhagen-Danish for Beginners – Part 4a. Dining

If, somehow, you didn’t follow Part 3 to the letter, and can still recognize the outlines of the skyline of Copenhagen (from the inside), then you are now ready for Danish for Beginners – Part 4.

Just think how far you’ve progressed with language learning, what with drinking, dancing with the Royals, and getting pummeled by boyfriends/husbands/wives/girlfriends of those lovely people that you’ve chose to accost! I can’t think of another website that has taken its visitors/learners so far as this one. You deserve a pat on the back for making it so far!

Part 4 deals with “Dining with the Danes”. Some of you are already looking for the form to get you “Money Back”, in thinking that eating Danish Beer Nuts at the bar, or grabbing a Red Hot Dog on the street has qualified as “Dining”, but I beg to disagree. Dining encompasses the finer points of the aforementioned things, and yes, there is much, much more.

We’ll start out by forming a line, or a queue, if you feel better about that? On the table in front of you will be a knife and a fork, but don’t gather them up as yet, because there are conditions which need to be met.

  • Right handed participants
  • Left handed participants
  • Those that can go both ways

For those that can go both ways, I would remind you that this is chiefly about Dining in Copenhagen, while the other meaning of that phrase will be covered in my “Rainbow Flagging in Copenhagen” course number 69.

Now then. Start by taking the knife, and placing it in the hand you use the most.

…Some of you are either left handed, or have purchased the wrong course and are really Europeans in disguise!

If you are right handed and have placed your knife in that hand as well, you may sit down on the seat behind you……

Well, I must say that I am impressed, that there are so many cultured participants on this course. The rest of you must now take the knife out of your left hand…..humor me on this one….and place it in your right hand. How does that feel? Good?

Some of you are shaking your heads, suggesting that it either doesn’t feel good, or it does, and that worries you?

You see, the Danes will be expecting you to use your knife in your right/left hand as it applies to your usual right/left hand usage, but the knife must remain in that hand, during the course of the meal.

Yes. Someone has a question. What? Why would you use your fork in the left hand? Well, don’t ask me why, as I am as uncouth as the rest of you. Now, Now. It wasn’t meant as an insult! I would advise those of you, who feel that the knife feels pretty good in your right hand, and could strike the nearest Tour Guide at the drop of a hat to relax a bit and take a sip of your complimentary Danish Beer.

Now then. Here is how I would tackle this situation. While everyone is talking about their ruptured spleen, arthritis, or other maladies, then you need to use your knife to cut all of your food, before the Danes discover you doing so. Now you need to switch your utensils, keeping the knife in your right hand, showing the others that you are ready to use it in the proper way. The fork is placed in your left hand, where you might just be able to stab some of your already cut food, and…concentrate now….move it in the direction of your mouth.

The trick is keeping an eye on your knife, making sure that is remains in your strong hand, while the fork remains in your left hand. When drinking it is allowed to place your knife on the plate….no not on the table, or napkin (serviette for those uncomfortable with “napkin”) and responding with a resounding “Skål” to any-,or everyone who expects you to do so while in their company.

When you have mastered this first part of Dining with the Danes, you’ll qualify for the next lesson, “Dining with the Danes” part 4b! Some of you will scoff at the idea for paying more money through your noses, at something so simple as that, but believe you me, it isn’t as easy as you would think. I’ve dined with my wife’s family for over 25 years now, and even though the knife has resided in my right hand, I might have felt tempted to let it fly in the direction of any one of my wife’s family members, during a heated discussion about my inability to raise my own Children, or why I was born an American in the first place.

Controlling your emotions and your knife are two things that this course attempts to teach you, thus stopping you for being deported to your Home Country, where you will be serving 20 years to life for manslaughter!

Never underestimate Danes + Knives……A word to the wise…….

Lion Around in Copenhagen

This sounds like one of those blogs that will keep you up at night!

  • Where were you at, when I caught you with that woman?
  • I was Lion Around in Copenhagen!

You see, a statement like that might just get you a divorce!

Unless that is what you were aiming at in the first place?

Anyway, the mighty lion is there in one of those Danish Castles, in….You Guessed It !

Copenhagen Again.

What? Not Copenhagen Again!

Copenhagen might just be the place that some of you want to hate, but isn’t that the way with all Big Cities? Especially for those of us living in the Sticks!

Here is one Lion, Around in Copenhagen:

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This Lion was taken at Rosenborg Castle, which was the Summer Residence for one of Denmark’s most famous Kings, Christian IV.

His symbol is seen throughout, yes Copenhagen,

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These Buildings came about during his reign:

The Armory, Rosenborg Castle, The Stock Exchange, Church of Holmen, Nyboder Houses (barracks), and the Round Tower, and which still bear his symbol.

I just happen to have a picture of the Church of Holmen, which was in my photo collection without knowing where in Copenhagen, I could attribute it to!

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Impressive huh? I even got the head of some resident of Copenhagen in the right foreground, to give it some depth!

If you are still waiting for more Lions Around in Copenhagen, then here is one more:

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You see. They are starting to grow on you, as they have grown on me after all those years!

No, I was not the one seeking divorce, but it made a good story, don’t you think?

In the castle there are more things to see, but without bragging too much, then I’ll just let your imaginations run amok, while I find that last lion photo…..

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This will really get those of you going, who have been yawning at the first 5 photos or so!

I can’t really remember if it is upside down, as it being digital, I cannot just pull out the old negative, and turn it the right way up/down, once and for all!

I’m being told by my wife that this blog is way too long for the general public, so I’ll be saving the last lion, and King Christian himself, for the next blog.

Sorry, but as they say in Denmark, “The Queen is the King of her own home”, if you catch my drift?…….

Sunsets and Sunrises over Copenhagen

Ever seen a sunrise, or sunset in Denmark?

Well, I’ve seen plenty of them, but I’ve been keeping that information to myself, until now that is!

Walking the dog usually happens at those times, and that gives me the possibility to take a few pictures of this heavenly drama!

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Spoiler: Just to let you know that these are Danish Skies, but not exactly over Copenhagen!

I’ve stretched the truth a bit to give my Tours to Copenhagen a plug, but hey! A lot of people consider Denmark the size of a European Postage Stamp, then the skies over Aalborg, or the ones over Copenhagen are (almost) the same, you know?

If you feel better thinking that these are Copenhagen Skies, then by all means, I won’t be contradicting your story!

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Photographer’s Tip: I’ve found that the best times to take photos like these of Sunrises and Sunsets, are at the beginning, and end of the day! Don’t come too early, or too late, or you won’t be able to call your photos, Sunrise and Sunset! img_6174

I wouldn’t want to spoil you with more than that, otherwise you’ll think that you could save the price of an airline ticket from Canada, or wherever else, and just see all these Danish sites through my blog……

-But that is only half the fun of being in Denmark!

The Queen’s Digs*

*digs, Informal. living quarters; lodgings. (http://www.dictionary.com/browse/digs)

Where does the Danish Queen live, some of you might wonder? Well tour number 73 covers that subject, starting in Copenhagen.

Why 73? Well, boys and girls, that was the year that she became Queen, when her father the King passed away. That was a hard year for her, I’m sure, but she managed to take her rightful place in Danish Society, and carry on all the same.

So much for the residents, as we need to address the main Palace in Copenhagen: Amalienborg.

For those of you who are late-risers, I’ve included the address here for you:

Amalienborg Slotsplads 5, 1257 København K.

Here are the possible routes to take:

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Source: Google Maps

I’ve chosen our starting point to be Tivoli Gardens, the World Famous Amusement Park, located in the heart of Copenhagen. Now it is time to choose how fast, or slow we want to appear at the Queen’s Digs, in case she wants to wave to our Tour Group out of the official viewing window?

Here is some interesting information from the Internet:

Changing the Guard /Denmark/Amalienborg Palace

Amalienborg Palace is the place to be to see a Changing the Guard ceremony in Denmark

The Danish Royal Guard march from Rosenborg Castle to Amalienborg Palace where the Changing of the Guard ceremony takes place.

The ceremony takes place daily with the guard leaving Rosenborg Castle at 11:30 to arrive at Amalienborg Palace for the ceremony at 12:00.

Source: http://changing-guard.com/changing-guard-worldwide/copenhagen-denmark.html

The tricky thing concerns not only using public transportation, but if the Queen is at home, or not.

  • At home=more pomp and circumstance (marching band),
  • Not at home= Fascinating info about the Royal Cobblestones!

I have a few photos to whet your appetites:

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The bottom photo shows how the warm underground currents help to dry the streets of Copenhagen, completely CO2 Free!

I admit to being a bit jealous having to live in Aalborg, but I hope one day to convince my Danish Wife to allow us the privilege of moving over there!

Please don’t mention that to her, as I wouldn’t want to sleep in the Dog House again for my transgressions…….

A Photographer’s View of Copenhagen – 2

You wouldn’t imagine the (hate) mail that I’ve received since my last Photos-Blog! It seems as if you can’t get enough of quality photos from Copenhagen? In that respect, I’ve been scouring my photo collection in order to find the best of the worst of my memories of this Great City!

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I think that the most interesting thing about the above photo is the deep orange color of the Cement Mixer! Notice how it sets the stage between the green of the tree and the blue of the rider.

 

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Some of you might be thinking, “Ducks?”. Yes, that is true, but these are Danish Ducks. All Ducks are not created equal, so think about that when you see Canadian Geese, or Danish Ducks in Denmark.

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Perhaps Bumper Cars are more to your liking? If your mother in-law has horned in on your second honeymoon trip to Denmark, try putting her in one of these puppies, then let your aggressions flow!

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Typical Bus Stop? Is that what you are thinking? Well, you are wrong! These are Danes, waiting at a Danish Bus Stop in Denmark! You can’t recreate this type of scene in Montréal, even if you wanted to. Note the word, Bus painted on the street to the left. Wow! You might be saying! Bus is the same word in Denmark, even though it is all foreign and all. Yes, there are life’s simple pleasures shown in an otherwise simple photo like this one!

 

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I’d like to give you some kind of explanation, but then not everything can be explained in Denmark. You might notice the sign to the left of those 2 Wiggle Buildings? This was probably taken near Bella Center (Large congress-, conference- and exhibition centre in Copenhagen, Denmark.)

You will probably be like me and want to know more about how drunk the architect was when he dreamed up that puppy, but then they don’t always kiss and tell, you know?

 

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Want to take a boat ride? Here is one that will tell you everything you never wanted to know in Danish, English and German. If you are lucky that is?

 

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This next shot was taken at the very picturesque location known as Nyhavn. I would only have shown the boats and the houses, but my wife said that I needed people in this picture to give it more life! She didn’t think that the heads made the picture, like I did, but then I can’t think like a Dane, even though I live here!

I do have one special photo left, but that will be saved for my next blog!

Vel Mødt!